KEEP CALM AND LOVE A KENYAN WOMAN.

 

If you see a woman run without clutching her breasts, then know that something serious is after her. In this case, what might that be? I once experienced such a scenario, in Tanzania. Now this is a place where women just wrap themselves in lesos when at home and places are always available that they are dished out with the wink of an eye. There was this woman who couldn’t relax and get satisfied by his man. It was in one of these slums in Dar es Salaam where a woman will sleep with your man and comfortably get away with it so long as the amour in the mouth is updated. This is one ridiculous place where a woman will bruise you with insults, ululate cunningly and in addition add some Taarab funeral tune that will leave you resting in pain (RIP). As you walk away with your head bowed and feeling like you’ve been stripped naked, those of the same feathers hanging around will top up a layer of loud rhythmical laugh that will put you to your heels as fast as you can. 

A revenge can never be planned coz if you do, then prepare two graves, One for her and a deeper one for yourself. 

 In East Africa Tanzanian women are loaded with lots of praises about their politeness and exemplary love making skills; of course they are experts in those fields.  But be warned. These are women who will comfortably lie at your face that you will believe her. In Tanzania, the number of women having mpango wa kandos (secret lovers) outnumbers Kenyan men, to make things worse, using a condom is an abomination. Their men never find out. In fact, they live knowing it but instead of confronting they keep quiet. 

I hear Ugandan women are beer guzzlers, but their competitors Tanzanian women beat them, in Tanzania it’s like a custom, whether a man drinks or not the woman must. And this is where a woman will tell you that the best investment she can involve herself in is a bar. Imagine a drinking woman owning a bar, ugh! That’s so frustrating than being interviewed by Nigerian police men. Before you make one a stay at home wife, teach yourself how to drink if you don’t and stock the fridge with beer. Also, register to some gym and boost your stamina.      

 

Any way dont get discouraged their are a few good ones.