BLOOD RELATED ENEMIES. blood relatives often have nothing to do with family,and similarly, family is about who you choose to make your life with

“Young man, have you finished what brought you here?” The bald headed quiet mean man asked. “No, not yet.” He answered boldly then continued, “ask her?” Across the table was a chunky middle aged woman enjoying her eating hobby, dressed in one of those extra large sleeping dresses that took designers an extra hour taking measurements and the tailor several overtimes to sew, she took a last long sip loudly then pushed the large white bowl of a mixture of goat legs, cow bones soup with satisfaction then let out a loud sigh. She then gave her husband a suggestive look. 

Tapping his feet enthusiastically, he stood to his feet and blurted, “Considering the number of people here presently, I guess you should leave.” “But, but, buuut college application dates are around the corner, I may not be advantaged to secure one if I leave for the village tomorrow.” He stammered, staring at his aunt who gave him a wicked look that could not even be compared to the one Alladin was given by jafaar in the animated movie the return of Jafaar. “Go, we will call you when everything is ready.” She said. 

He sulked in the sofa sadly, covered with a cloud of thought. The greedy uncle walked to his bedroom door followed by her ugly fat wife. Now, why did this rather intelligent man marry this type of ugly black female? What was wrong with him at the moment he was seducing her? Was he drunk? Or maybe he met her at night and stuck to the character of dating in the cover of darkness till he was lured into marriage. 

He was awoken from his stupor by a click of the light switch and a big dark figure reached for the TV remote in order to turn it off. It was her aunt who returned to exercise her last act of wickedness of the day. He was used to it. After a few minutes the nocturnal alpha male waded through the darkness but before he reached his mat bed in the kitchen store, he heard voices then stood still in order to listen carefully. “Ugh! Her again” He murmured. The aunt was saying a prayer to her sick brother Tenn. who had been bed ridden for days. “This is why he won’t ever recover; wickedness and prayer can’t merge to bring anything fruitful.” He thought. Veen spread his mat, and then laid his athletic figure on it staring at the ceiling hoping to catch some sleep before the execution of his eviction order earlier the next morning.

This is just the story of Veen. How many youths and children suffer in the hands of their relatives today? And why should a blood relative be so wicked. Of course laziness should not be tolerated too.

THE HAVES AND THE HAVE NOTS

This is a very queer world, where two classes of people exist, those who talk big and the ones who don’t speak at all. We call them financially dumb. What is actually referred to when we classify someone in the haves section? Talent and brains can make you a have, either way there are dubious ways that can land you there too. But only genuine ways keeps you up there. I always wanted to be a have. Once in high school a bossy classmate told me to either study hard or be a cunningly smart hustler. This was the silliest advice I ever heard from a friend. But, it struck me hard, I wanted to be both but how could I balance the two. So I approached him and asked him to enlighten me. “Simple, I can employ you” he said. Now that statement made me look at him in a degrading manner little did I know he came from a family that the chain was strong as its weakest link; In this place the weakest link wants to employ a fellow student. I became a hawker in school; since it was illegal I had to create the right environment.

The good thing about hawking in school is that you do it at night and only go round for few days, once you are recognized the student costumers will booze around your cube and cash will flow in. our goods were home baked biscuits and cookies which was passed through the school fence by my Somali friends sister and trust me they were very tasty. What amazed me was why somebody fuelled a Toyota Celica to smuggle biscuits and cookies. I thought it was a desperate move to get cash, but trust me I handled money, I really did sell. 

And just before I abandoned my studies to embrace the cookie kingpin, a stroke of the cane saved me and brought back to my senses. Anyway, I got to date a Muslim lady too.

As a have not, I worked at his bakery after O level. While waiting to join college he had joined United State International University (USIU).  And before I graduated he was out of sight. Not just physically but in terms of wealth too. Presently, as a procurement intern in his biscuit and cookie company he is a 23 year old millionaire who walks in and out of Dubai like his bedroom. A Swahili saying goes umoja ni nguvu (unity is strength). This is the major stamina of the haves.

While have-nots battle with poverty, the haves make their money work for them, to an extent of even evading taxes. Any way nothing can be done about it. They will always prosper no matter what mistake they make in life. So, let’s take the challenge of rising to their league. “Chase the proverbial carrot while you’re young. Save your little money while it’s coming in” Says Abdinoor.

KEEP CALM AND LOVE A KENYAN WOMAN.

 

If you see a woman run without clutching her breasts, then know that something serious is after her. In this case, what might that be? I once experienced such a scenario, in Tanzania. Now this is a place where women just wrap themselves in lesos when at home and places are always available that they are dished out with the wink of an eye. There was this woman who couldn’t relax and get satisfied by his man. It was in one of these slums in Dar es Salaam where a woman will sleep with your man and comfortably get away with it so long as the amour in the mouth is updated. This is one ridiculous place where a woman will bruise you with insults, ululate cunningly and in addition add some Taarab funeral tune that will leave you resting in pain (RIP). As you walk away with your head bowed and feeling like you’ve been stripped naked, those of the same feathers hanging around will top up a layer of loud rhythmical laugh that will put you to your heels as fast as you can. 

A revenge can never be planned coz if you do, then prepare two graves, One for her and a deeper one for yourself. 

 In East Africa Tanzanian women are loaded with lots of praises about their politeness and exemplary love making skills; of course they are experts in those fields.  But be warned. These are women who will comfortably lie at your face that you will believe her. In Tanzania, the number of women having mpango wa kandos (secret lovers) outnumbers Kenyan men, to make things worse, using a condom is an abomination. Their men never find out. In fact, they live knowing it but instead of confronting they keep quiet. 

I hear Ugandan women are beer guzzlers, but their competitors Tanzanian women beat them, in Tanzania it’s like a custom, whether a man drinks or not the woman must. And this is where a woman will tell you that the best investment she can involve herself in is a bar. Imagine a drinking woman owning a bar, ugh! That’s so frustrating than being interviewed by Nigerian police men. Before you make one a stay at home wife, teach yourself how to drink if you don’t and stock the fridge with beer. Also, register to some gym and boost your stamina.      

 

Any way dont get discouraged their are a few good ones.

ANNOYING THINGS IN A SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST CHURCH. (SDA)

As far as i'm concerned, The Seventh Day Adventist Church is the most organized Church in our society. Seek advice,prayer or reassurance from a seventh day Adventist and you will find the truth and the answer, because all the points will be properly propped by biblical verses. Sabbath Observance is paramount among the church members and when you hear the church choir sing....you will probably repent and join them with immediate effect.
Despite all that, there are a few things that are so annoying in this church.....I can say this because i think we including me are always bored by these things when attending church services...  I wonder if these things are observed in the mother European and American churches.


" May my wife stand and wave to the congregation"

its not wrong for your wife to wave to the congregation, but look at the time and the mood of the congregation before you start introducing your wife...you find that its time for the main service to adjourn and everybody is spiritually ready to hear the word of God, that is when wives will be introduced. Probably, everybody knows you are married, so why bother people with such things. actually, the way they put it is even much worse. To solve this problem..we should at least create another program in the afternoon where people come with their wives so that we know them much better.

" In appropriate Camera Men, Snapshots and Video Recording"

you will easily notice this if you attend any SDA church. Thank God for the brains and knowledge that our fellow white friends invented gadgets that make life easier. We also thank those who make fake and cheap  gadgets with low capabilities...we cant judge you, God will. You probably know what I'm talking about. CAMERAS AND MOBILE PHONE CAMERAS. some people in the congregation have very high levels of distraction, you probably know how distraction is contagious in the church. they will stand and take unnecessary snaps of the pastor, the choir and the congregation as well. to make it worse their are those with very low end big china phones that take pictures that look like Xray's. Blessed are those with high end devices. But, i wonder what they do with other peoples pictures.

" Ushers"

Ushers are important, but they sometimes disturb the church. When you decide to go to church, you choose a seat where you are probably comfortable. we can say, where the Holy spirit has guided you to. but, when you are finally settled an usher will appear from nowhere and tell you to sit in the front seats so that you leave space for the late comers. i always ask myself why. when somebody comes in late, he should sit in the front so as to get rid of the late coming devil that always makes them  come late and hide at the back benches. so ushers should style up and guide those who come late to the front seats.

"this character of looking behind"

come late to an Adventist church if you want attention. the congregation here is so sensitive than people at a cinema or a fashion show. shy people always find it difficult to enter the church when they come late. its not their fault and its their fault. Anyway lets style up and focus on why we come to church. Tuache kuvunja Shingo.

NB: NO LOVE LOST. I'M STILL A STAUNCH ADVENTIST.